KELLEY POOR FARM

Hi friends and family...
Here is the rough draft of what I keep threatening to do if Brad OR anyone else gets, or gives us any more animals....
THE KELLEY'S POOR FARM
is hosting a petting zoo between the hours of 5-8
on ????? day.
Animals that will be included in the petting zoo will be
4 pigs, that you can get in the pen with and chase
1 mule,
1 pony that is available to be rode without a saddle
2 rabbits,
2 cats,
6 dogs and
a hermit crab

Contest will includepig riding, speedest dog bath, and find the prize in the dog poo (shovels & disposal location included)

The cost is well how can I put this....Each family needs to bring 1- 50 lb dog food, 1-20lb cat food, 1-20lb of rabbit food, 1-50lb bag of sweet stuff (horse and pigs), and a hermit crab sponge..

Now for the legal matters----
we are not responsible for pig poop on shoes,
mule kicks,
when the pony bends down to eat grass, the over the neck drop
rabbit bites,
cat hair on anything
dog bites,
pinches from the hermit crab
orany other accidents not stated

AS OF NOW THIS IS NOT REAL BUT IT IS IN THE PLANNING PROCESS!